Someone has wronged You. You want to seek revenge. You wish him/her dead. But... If you kill that person with Your own Hands, You will also face the Death Sentence.
After 2nd thought, You realize giving him/her mental torture is better than death.
THE BEST METHOD IS....
SEND HIM/HER CHINESE HELL BANK NOTES!!
In Chinese Culture, Chinese Hell Bank Notes are to be burnt as offerings to the deceased, and by no mean, sent to any Living Person.
For a Chinese, to received a Hell Bank Note as a Gift, not only it is highly offensive but also considered a deadly curse.
For a Chinese, to received a Hell Bank Note as a Gift, not only it is highly offensive but also considered a deadly curse.
To the Malays and Indians living in Singapore and Malaysia, who have mingled with the Chinese, will also have a strong impact on their mind if they ever receive Hell Bank Notes as Gift under their names. They will also consider themselves being cursed eternally.
*DON'T DIRTY YOUR HANDS*
AT PRANK-MASTER INTERNATIONAL, THE POSTING OF "CHINESE HELL BANK NOTES" WILL BE SENT FOR YOU TO THE TARGET RECIPIENT OR RECIPIENTS!
* CHINESE NEW YEAR
* CHINESE HUNGRY GHOST FESTIVALS
* CHINESE HUNGRY GHOST FESTIVALS
* QING MING FESTIVALS - Paying Respect To The Ancesters
To send CHINESE HELL BANK NOTES to other races, anytime will work on their mind. Of Course, the best time is still their Holy Religious Day.
Imagine the very second they open the envelope and pull out a stack of "Cash" and ...
"SHIT!!! HELL BANK NOTES! .... KNNCCB! SHUAY ARRRR!!!!"
IMPORTANT: DEATH THREATS WILL NEVER BE SENT !
Since being honest by wishing Someone dead on a letter or card may be considered as "Death Threats" by the Law, We will use SARCASM to save our backside.
Examples Of Greeting You can get us to include:
A Greeting letter may be printed like this:
Examples Of Greeting You can get us to include:
A Greeting letter may be printed like this:
To the Recipient who is Chinese,
* "Happy Qing Ming Festival, Someone nice sent You some Money to spend with your Ancesters"
* "Happy Hungry Ghost Festival, Someone nice sent You some Money to party with Your Ghost Friends"
* "Happy Chinese New Year, Red Packet for you. Someone wish You Good Health and Prosperity"
* "Happy Qing Ming Festival, Someone nice sent You some Money to spend with your Ancesters"
* "Happy Hungry Ghost Festival, Someone nice sent You some Money to party with Your Ghost Friends"
* "Happy Chinese New Year, Red Packet for you. Someone wish You Good Health and Prosperity"
To a Malay:
* " Selemat Hari Raya, Green Packet for you. Someone wish You Happiness and Good Health."
* " Selemat Hari Raya, Green Packet for you. Someone wish You Happiness and Good Health."
To an Indian :
* " Someone Wishes You a Happy Devaapali , May Happiness and Good Health Be With You."
1) Most probably, Your enemy, who is born in a Western Culture, will laugh it off as a Cool, Silly Joke when She/He receive the "HELL MONEY" in an envelope from the letter box.
2) You can buy "HELL MONEY" from PRANK-MASTER INTERNATIONAL to burn during Halloween Night! Isn't that Cool? Gather Your Neighbors, Your Family Members and Your friends to send "HELL MONEY" to Your Ancestors! You can even give "HELL MONEY" instead of CANDIES to the kids, when they come knocking on the door saying "Trick 'r Treat" !
* " Someone Wishes You a Happy Devaapali , May Happiness and Good Health Be With You."
IF YOU'RE FROM THE WESTERN COUNTRY:
"OMG! WHAT THE FU#K IS THIS!!! HELL BANK NOTES?!"
2) You can buy "HELL MONEY" from PRANK-MASTER INTERNATIONAL to burn during Halloween Night! Isn't that Cool? Gather Your Neighbors, Your Family Members and Your friends to send "HELL MONEY" to Your Ancestors! You can even give "HELL MONEY" instead of CANDIES to the kids, when they come knocking on the door saying "Trick 'r Treat" !
WE SEND WORLDWIDE!
WESTERN FOLKS ARE MOST WELCOMED TO ENGAGE OUR SERVICE!
WESTERN FOLKS ARE MOST WELCOMED TO ENGAGE OUR SERVICE!
Whether they like it or not or believe in the curse or not, the thought of death certainly goes deep into their subconscious mind.
>>> CAN YOU HELP ME SEND "CHINESE HELL BANK NOTES" TO ONE PERSON?
>>> HOW MUCH IS YOUR SERVICE CHARGE?
>>> HOW TO PAY YOU REAL MONEY FOR THE SERVICE?
>>> I WANT TO BUY "HELL MONEY" TO BURN TO MY GRAND-PA , GRAND-MA, ANCESTORS ON MY OWN? HOW YOU SEND? HOW MUCH?
>>> HOW MUCH IS YOUR SERVICE CHARGE?
>>> HOW TO PAY YOU REAL MONEY FOR THE SERVICE?
>>> I WANT TO BUY "HELL MONEY" TO BURN TO MY GRAND-PA , GRAND-MA, ANCESTORS ON MY OWN? HOW YOU SEND? HOW MUCH?
DON'T FORGET TO EMAIL THE NAME & ADDRESS OF THE PERSON YOU WANT THE "CHINESE HELL BANK NOTES" TO BE SENT.
